- Me: So, for the fifth time, you haven't called when you said you would - at noon today. Do you remember saying you would give an update at noon today?
- Guy (that's his name): Yes, I do.
- Me: ... but you didn't call.
- Guy: No.
- *silence*
- Me: Sooo..... do you have anything to say about that?
- Guy: No.
- Me: Soooooooooo, you're not a man of your word?
- Guy: [Completely seriously] That'd be appropriate.
MADE IN DETROIT
By Ian Sefferman
